Travelling far and long in airplanes is never easy; lots of preparations have to be done by the travelers as well as the airplane's staff. When you finally sit in your plane after all the security checks and fatigue, there is still the flight attendants' instructions that you have to follow. Believe it or not, these flight attendant quotes prove that it is not only us who are tired of routine, boring instructions, but also them!

Funny Quotes About Flight Attendant

1

Well, asking for help would work, too...

2

Not to scare you, but I hope one of those ways isn't leaving my body here.

3

The landing is ALWAYS scary.

4

HAHA! That would be difficult at a time like that.

5

They'd do that for us? How nice of them. *being sarcastic*

6

Not only in the compartments, feeling like everything inside people has shifted, too.

7

Just being honest, eh?

8

They'd give us cushions as compliments. How generous!

9

Well, that passenger would never really know for sure.

10

We can't blame some adults at a time like that, you know. 

11

Sometimes I wonder, jokes apart, doesn't it actually wreck the plane's insides when it lands so roughly? 

12

Well, they've got to have fun, too, right?

13

A good-looking crew may change your mind about the flight.

14

I'd leave something very valuable for her: a feedback.

15

This is the best "No Smoking" message I've come across.

16

This is one of the funniest flight attendant quotes that I've seen.

17

Flight attendants are most comfortable in the sky.

18

That must be a tough job.

19

I seriously envy the amount of traveling these flight attendants do.

20

The outfit does look uneasy for some flight attendant crews.

21

And mostly, good flight attendants do make a difference.

22

I wish I had that freedom to fly, too.

23

That's really great.

24

The last phrase made me laugh out loud! A good way to warn the ladies, though.

25

No wonder these flight attendants have seen countless stories of every corner of the world.

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