20 Funny Drinking Quotes You Have to Read Before Friday!

With every glass of wine, you become more attractive.

One glass is enough, two - not enough!

The reality is an illusion caused by the lack of alcohol.

Wife: decide: either I, or a beer! 

Husband: How much beer?

With a cup of Nescafe, your secret thoughts are transformed into desire. And with a bottle of whiskey - in action.

Scientists conducted experiments with alcohol. It turned out that vodka with ice harm the kidneys, rum with ice harms the liver, gin with ice harms the heart, and whiskey with ice harms the brain. It turns out the damn ice is incredibly harmful!

A funny quote about drinking and love!

True story!

–I invest in the future. 

–Have you bought three boxes of beer?

The girls and I decided to drink a glass of champagne...

When a man sits with a glass of beer, the way to his heart is temporarily unavailable ...

Less stress, more drinks.

The wife left her husband. At home, she tells the mother: 

- As soon as I left the house, a shot rang out! Do you think he killed himself? 

- I think he opened a bottle of champagne!

Funny drinking quotes and philosophy are so close.

For adults, we need to shoot a new version of advertising "Holidays are coming". Near trucks with Coca-Cola should be a small trailer with whiskey.

They say that shopping cheers you up. Precisely because of this, I bought myself a bottle of whiskey.

You cannot buy a good mood, but you can buy a whiskey, and this is essentially the same.

Men drink only in three cases: When everything is well - for pleasure; when bad - from grief; and when everything is normal - out of boredom.

- What would you choose: whiskey or salvation of the soul? 

- What whiskey?

Wife: I want something light, warm ... 

A husband from a hangover: Beer?