Fishing is a mysterious activity. It is shrouded in mists of unknowing to women; it is something that generally only men do, by which they can recover their strength and prepare for upcoming week, and the less people there are around them, the better (only other fishermen get a free pass). There is no wonder that the funny fishing quotes below have all been uttered by men. 

25 Funny Quotes About Fishing

1

That's right?!

2

Do not cross the line!

3

How wonderful to have such pastimes!

4

Congratulation!

5

Don't you hate those people?

6

Really?

7

Not sure about the prayer part, though.

8

Interesting metaphor.

9

You need an excuse, of course.

10

Of course.

11

That's in "Epistle to Fishermen 4:2"?

12

That's true.

13

The number 1 rule of fishing stories.

14

That's simple mathematics.

15

And all your bass belongs to her.

16

What is older: chicken or the egg?

17

You don't need to know fishing to know this is true. You just need to be in the office.

18

Yes, they are.

19

Be punny.

20

And a man who has never seen his wife wait for him while he's fishing will never know what a patient woman he's married!

21

... can't think of a rhyme to finish off this one, sorry.

22

Hmm, lies seem to be a reoccurring motif here, don't they?

23

Eat or drink?

24

Almost got it! It must've been this big! 

25

Hope you enjoy these funny fishing quotes!

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