The time between middle age and old age go passing by very quickly. It is one of the most difficult and precious times of the life. The quick witted are able to take it in the comic sense. The funny getting old quotes listed here have looked into the several problems of old age with the fun sense making it easier for them to cross this time.

Funny Quotes about Getting Old that'll Make You Laugh

1

When you become old, your toys would become antiques. 

2

You might have done all in your young age, but you forget it when you grow old. 

3

Waist becomes broader and mind becomes narrow. 

4

Why you need an archeologist as husband?

5

Preservatives are needed in old age.

6

The number of candles increase with age. 

7

Metallic old age. 

8

You are not old, you are crispy. 

9

Volume of the music goes down with age. 

10

Pole dancing. 

11

It is not that you become fat in old age, but the bulk of information. 

12

The gimmick side of losing eyesight when aged. 

13

Become instantly aged !

14

If you could replace the tattered old body. 

15

Loss of memory with increased age. 

16

The extra pound is of the wisdom gained. 

17

Burger King was once Prince!

18

The happy and thrilling granny. 

19

You are no longer referred to as a girl. 

20

Old age brings along a constant urge to pee. 

21

One of the best funny getting old quotes that refers to the hot flashes. 

22

Power of multitasking in old age. 

23

You become wider.

24

The funny side of losing teeth. 

25

On the brighter side of life. 

ANY IDEAS ABOUT THIS TOPIC?

Please Log In or add your name and email to post the comment.

NAME:
EMAIL:
View All Comments /Add Comment