Marriage is considered to be a relation full of romance and love. But there is always the other side of the coin. Same is the case with matrimony. Once you’ve entered into wedlock, this relation gets filled with humor as well as many weird moments between husband and wife. Get a glimpse of that funny side of marriage with these hilariously realistic funny marriage quotes.

30 Funny Quotes about Marriage

1

What is marriage?? The answer is so simple!

2

Welcome to Jurassic Park.

3

By the end, sarcasm would be the only emotion left between you two.

4

That's so true.

5

They just listen and forget. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.

6

You wake up but it's too late now.

7

Marriage is not less than a thunder storm.

8

Wives are always right! That's what they believe.

9

A good piece of advice! What do you say?

10

They become totally different people hahaha

11

Changes before and after marriage.

12

In a marriage workshop, a husband is always working and his wife is always shopping.

13

Marriage is a life long war.

14

Life washes away all the idealistic matrimonial theories you ever had.

15

Agreed!

16

Marriage changes everyone.

17

I like this one. But just for fun.

18

A man puts up with woman's shit and still loves him.

19

Why the hell a man marries a woman, if he finds her so crazy.

20

Those would be the hardest 20 years of life!

21

After reading these funny marriage quotes, I bet you still want those handcuffs.

22

Lolz!

23

Best way to check the anger level!

24

HA HA HA!!

25

Marriage is a fancy word stating the adoption of an over grown child by his wife.

26

Marriage is very much like a deck of cards.

27

No doubt in that!

28

Indeed!

29

That's a true example of over confidence.

30

No matter how much we annoy each other.

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