Who doesn’t need a little bit of laughter in their lives? Whether it’s to lighten up the mood at the office or to get a group of your friends on the floor laughing, a funny one-liner is always good to have on hand. These short witty quotes are perfect for most occasions to break the ice or just spread a little laughter.

25 Witty Quotes That Will Make Everyone Smile

1

Smile while you can.

2

Do you use your common sense?

3

You'd better stay away from these people.

4

Best friends and four leaf clovers.

5

Who needs a stylist when you have a pillow?

6

A lot of people can probably relate to this one.

7

Change to plan B...

8

The weekend is always meant for relaxing.

9

Leave the past in the past.

10

When do you love your job?

11

Laugh about a number of situations even when others aren’t being so kind.

12

The dog always claims the best seat.

13

You always have a second chance.

14

Probably not the most effective diet.

15

Sometimes you have to change direction.

16

Great!

17

A good question.

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Sounds like a good idea.

19

Of happiness.

20

The cost of happiness increases with success.

21

Have you met this kind of thing?

22

You can’t wait to grow up, until you start getting old.

23

 That’s called multi-tasking.

24

For all those people who are told to smile more.

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If you need a break from the seriousness of your day, reading over these short witty quotes is a great idea!

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